No.

Stop involving me in adventures. I just want to read my books, drink my tea, and live in this calamity-obsessed paradise of woe.
…I am doomed to greatness, aren’t I?

– Norm Johnson, Librarian

Neverthere

Norm Johnson is normal, blessedly normal. Until a certain character wants a tour of his reality for a summer home. Neverthere doesn’t understand what is coming…